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HohlerMann
Joined: Mar 25, 2001


Robotergesicht

HohlerMann decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 12:07
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Finx
Joined: Jan 08, 2001

I am a retail GOD

ok

Mar 31, 2004: 12:08
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SymfonyMan
Joined: Jul 12, 2001


Back in action!

And here I was ready to make a jackass statement about how there was only one robot. Good show sir! (he knows)

Mar 31, 2004: 12:08
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Sanguinaire
Joined: Feb 09, 2003


I like it.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:09
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


I'm as good at English as this guy is at living!

all those frayed wires must be where the funny was torn out of the picture


[edit]Sorry.. that was the best thing i could come up with...and i'm sure i'm missing the significance of this

[edit2] OH i get it.. he's panhandling..
and here i am thinking he's on the robot newlywed game, and his robot wife left him and took the funny with him..

and 1011 means "whoopie" in robot

pogue23 fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2004 around 12:14

Mar 31, 2004: 12:10
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LeChimp
Joined: Feb 12, 2004


monkey!

no wonder he's so sad, he lost his arm

Mar 31, 2004: 12:10
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Cock Sneeze
Joined: Nov 24, 2003

lol don't fuck with me

This thread is going places, really guys.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:10
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notforclimbing
Joined: Mar 09, 2004

Great Idea!

It's an ok picture. I give it a CC.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:11
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Uppa
Joined: Nov 22, 2002


The thread delivered what it promised. Who are we to complain?

Mar 31, 2004: 12:11
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Nightmarez
Joined: Feb 02, 2001


CLASSY

Can't he just put his arm back on, like the robot in the commercial?

Mar 31, 2004: 12:12
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ManoliIsFat
Joined: Oct 04, 2002



I came in to this thread thinking you were totally awesome and wanted to talk about Forcefields's short called "The Sad Robot". O well.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:12
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Frolixo
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Mar 31, 2004: 12:12
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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



Sad robot!

Ramen Pride! decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 12:13
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SymfonyMan
Joined: Jul 12, 2001


Back in action!

EDIT: ^^^ DAMN STRAIGHT!

quote:
Uppa came out of the closet to say:
The thread delivered what it promised. Who are we to complain?


Exactly, 5s all around. Stop all of the hubbabaloo! You know he wants more pictures of sad robots. It's the only thing that will satisfy his murderous rage!

quote:
Cock Sneeze came out of the closet to say:
This thread is going places, really guys.


I checked the things that annoy mods and this isn't one of them. Why not mods? I question your ability to be annoyed!

SymfonyMan fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2004 around 12:16

Mar 31, 2004: 12:13
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Atomo
Joined: Mar 20, 2004



sad Abobo

Mar 31, 2004: 12:13
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Green
Joined: Apr 16, 2003


Hey! Look at my hand!

zombie robot

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Mar 31, 2004: 12:13
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NickLess
Joined: Mar 07, 2001


...

sad robot indeed

Mar 31, 2004: 12:14
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HappyCat
Joined: Aug 28, 2003



quote:
Cock Sneeze came out of the closet to say:
This thread is going places, really guys.


But with your valuable insight, we are taking it to exciting new levels!

Shut up, you faggot.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:15
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Thenipwax
Joined: Jun 19, 2001

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!

Jeddy 3 is what we first called him, then it was Jed...

Mar 31, 2004: 12:15
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Approved
Joined: Sep 07, 2003


quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
all those frayed wires must be where the funny was torn out of the picture



I'm a frayed knot.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:18
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
SymfonyMan came out of the closet to say:
I checked the things that annoy mods and this isn't one of them. Why not mods? I question your ability to be annoyed!


You're just ASKING for a custom title, aren't you?

quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
sad robot indeed

http://www-ec.njit.edu/~no3/oldie.jpg



This is the saddest by far.

Mar 31, 2004: 12:19
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


I'm as good at English as this guy is at living!

Sad Bananna

Mar 31, 2004: 12:22
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Idiodyssey
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Mar 31, 2004: 12:24
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Yamon Etoch
Joined: Aug 11, 2003


Jesus never saved a robot

Mar 31, 2004: 12:28
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bbchops
Joined: Jul 26, 2001


Cheers, I'll have the same again.

This is a sad thread

Mar 31, 2004: 12:32
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Sofa Mech
Joined: Nov 18, 2002


The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Sad tigger

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Mar 31, 2004: 12:32
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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



I had my son draw a sad robot. It's a pretty miserable fellow.

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Mar 31, 2004: 12:40
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


clicka clicka clicka

Please don't disassemble me.

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Mar 31, 2004: 12:43
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Nitz
Joined: Aug 29, 2003


and so we go on with our lives...

Mar 31, 2004: 12:44
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Dr. Farkio
Joined: Jan 22, 2003


It's not news, it's Dr. Farkio!

Sorry but nothing you do can compare to this.

http://tetrisblocks.net/robot.html

Mar 31, 2004: 12:45
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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



My son has an update on his sad robot. Apparently things went from bad to worse.

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Mar 31, 2004: 12:48
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


clicka clicka clicka

quote:
Nitz came out of the closet to say:



why is he sitting IN the toilet? Won't that rust him?

Mar 31, 2004: 12:50
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


I'm as good at English as this guy is at living!

Sad Robohobo's

Mar 31, 2004: 12:57
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Cthuluburger
Joined: Sep 11, 2003


gooey, burp, gooey, chomp,

Blor Gor would kick all yall Robots asses.

ALL HAIL BLOR GOR!

Mar 31, 2004: 12:57
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CapnAndy
Joined: Feb 26, 2004

Ninja Code Monkey

HAPPY robot! That's right, I'm a loose cannon, you can never tell what I'll do next!

Mar 31, 2004: 13:02
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Super_weevil
Joined: Feb 23, 2003


quote:
CapnAndy came out of the closet to say:
HAPPY robot! That's right, I'm a loose cannon, you can never tell what I'll do next!



I think you have mindless confused with happy.

Mar 31, 2004: 13:05
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Super_weevil
Joined: Feb 23, 2003


Sad robot deconstructed

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Mar 31, 2004: 13:14
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Harrower
Joined: Nov 30, 2002


Ring Trick.

quote:
Alaska came out of the closet to say:
Please don't disassemble me.


Mar 31, 2004: 13:21
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SymfonyMan
Joined: Jul 12, 2001


Back in action!

quote:
Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:


You're just ASKING for a custom title, aren't you?



No, they aren't stupid. Why would I get a custom title for asking how they arent annoyed by "hur hur This thread is going places, really guys" type of posts. I'm saying that should be added to the things that annoy them because it's incredibly annoying. Give threads a chance duders and quit being jackasses and so uptight (not Dr Zero, but jsut in general). You know what else is annoying? Derailed threads!

So here is a sad robot. Well, it started out that way then turned into suicidal revenge robot. What happened robot?

SymfonyMan decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 13:22
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j00
Joined: Jan 08, 2003



quote:
Nitz came out of the closet to say:


Hahaha he won't be able to pull the trigger. Stupid robot.

Mar 31, 2004: 13:22
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Idiodyssey
Joined: May 21, 2003



Sad Robot

Mar 31, 2004: 13:27
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turgon
Joined: Aug 18, 2003




Mar 31, 2004: 13:27
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SymfonyMan
Joined: Jul 12, 2001


Back in action!

Is that Nell Carter?

Mar 31, 2004: 13:29
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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



quote:
Cthuluburger came out of the closet to say:
Blor Gor would kick all yall Robots asses.

ALL HAIL BLOR GOR!



That Giant Robot vs. Giant Alien thread in CC is awesome. The saga of Blor Gorr makes sad robot fanboys smile.

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Mar 31, 2004: 13:29
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MonkeyHate
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Jesus is my cockblocker

So sad

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Mar 31, 2004: 13:30
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Idiodyssey
Joined: May 21, 2003



quote:
MonkeyHate came out of the closet to say:
So sad


That poor poor bastard

At the very least he still has his buzzsaw.

Mar 31, 2004: 13:33
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dalamcd
Joined: Jun 06, 2003


Did you know that 'kili' is Finnish for 'small goat'?

The binary in the first picture doesn't mean anything.

Mar 31, 2004: 13:40
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SymfonyMan
Joined: Jul 12, 2001


Back in action!

quote:
dalamcd came out of the closet to say:
The binary in the first picture doesn't mean anything.


It means, "you are a dork." for knowing!

Mar 31, 2004: 13:51
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vorhese
Joined: Feb 16, 2002


time to cheer up you sad robots

Mar 31, 2004: 13:59
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SirMrManGuy
Joined: Aug 31, 2001

4Wheeling accident waiting to happen.

didn't make this one but:

Mar 31, 2004: 14:02
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Uintathere
Joined: Apr 27, 2003


If in doubt, freak 'em out

I made this quick sketch of a wheelbot, he's not too sad but he looks like he's contemplating something deep, possibly hunger or suffering.

Uintathere decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 14:12
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Sigma
Joined: Aug 23, 2003


Way down in this Subbacultcha

quote:
SirMrManGuy came out of the closet to say:
didn't make this one but:

Thank you so very much for posting this. Damned NASA found water too late for the Long John Silver's promotion to be valid.

Mar 31, 2004: 14:17
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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



quote:
Sigma came out of the closet to say:
Thank you so very much for posting this. Damned NASA found water too late for the Long John Silver's promotion to be valid.


Nope! They decided we get shrimp anyway.

Well, just one.

Mar 31, 2004: 14:25
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HohlerMann
Joined: Mar 25, 2001


Robotergesicht

Clipper Robot IV commits suicide after permanently disfiguring his partner during an attempted hand-job.

HohlerMann decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 14:31
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Howard Beale
Joined: Feb 22, 2001


Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

You're a good bot, Charlie Browndroid

Mar 31, 2004: 15:05
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


clicka clicka clicka

Regretful Robot

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Mar 31, 2004: 15:05
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Horseface
Joined: Jun 28, 2003


sup

Sad Diglett (not mine)

Mar 31, 2004: 15:10
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


clicka clicka clicka

Sad Stock Market Robot

Alaska decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 15:30
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Howard Beale
Joined: Feb 22, 2001


Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

Sad Robot Betrayed by Poor Six Flags Management

Mar 31, 2004: 15:32
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


I'm as good at English as this guy is at living!

quote:
Alaska came out of the closet to say:
Sad Stock Market Robot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mar 31, 2004: 15:32
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
SymfonyMan came out of the closet to say:


No, they aren't stupid. Why would I get a custom title for asking how they arent annoyed by "hur hur This thread is going places, really guys" type of posts. I'm saying that should be added to the things that annoy them because it's incredibly annoying. Give threads a chance duders and quit being jackasses and so uptight (not Dr Zero, but jsut in general). You know what else is annoying? Derailed threads!



Ah... I misunderstood what you were saying. Nevermind then.

Mar 31, 2004: 15:33
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Icemakor
Joined: Sep 11, 2000

It's got little pink teeth!

Mar 31, 2004: 15:34
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Stymie
Joined: Jan 08, 2001


quote:
Idiodyssey came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://www.imageshack.us/img2/8504/execution1.jpg[ img]
Wow, what is that from? Looks interesting.

Mar 31, 2004: 15:36
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HohlerMann
Joined: Mar 25, 2001


Robotergesicht

quote:
Stymie came out of the closet to say:
Wow, what is that from? Looks interesting.
http://www.intothematrix.com/rl_cmp/anime_movie_sr1.html

Mar 31, 2004: 15:39
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Lacey
Joined: Jul 10, 2001

The only thing I will ever show up for is my wake.

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Mar 31, 2004: 15:43
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Pacheeco
Joined: Feb 26, 2004


Andrew W.K. Bot kicks ass.

Mar 31, 2004: 15:47
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Knormal
Joined: Nov 11, 2001





Mar 31, 2004: 16:05
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Mini Markus
Joined: May 20, 2003




 not emo 

Mar 31, 2004: 16:08
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A Sad Robot
Joined: Mar 11, 2004

I Masturbate to MC Chris Songs

INSANITY!! How did I, with my mighty yet depressing and robotic forum name, miss this thread until now?? Kudos, great drawings all around guys.

Mar 31, 2004: 16:14
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withak
Joined: Jan 15, 2003

F != m * a

This robot lost his only friend.

withak decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 16:27
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Carbunkle
Joined: Mar 16, 2001


Saucy!

Mar 31, 2004: 16:27
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Howard Beale
Joined: Feb 22, 2001


Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

Mar 31, 2004: 16:32
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Scuzzpuck
Joined: Apr 21, 2001

entheogenic

.

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Mar 31, 2004: 16:40
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


I'm as good at English as this guy is at living!

this thread gets the 5 of sadness

Mar 31, 2004: 16:42
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I am Communist
Joined: Apr 19, 2002


Those who do not follow are doomed to lead. DOOMED I SAY!!!

quote:
Idiodyssey came out of the closet to say:
Sad Robot


Where did you get that picture? I believe there is some sad robot song out there about Marvin the paranoid android.

:edit:MARVINBEATEN!

I am Communist decided to show you this image:

Mar 31, 2004: 16:44
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shuriken
Joined: Dec 01, 2002


Now I am sad.

Mar 31, 2004: 16:56
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TheUberspork
Joined: Apr 15, 2003



I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't to that; I'm too sad.

Mar 31, 2004: 17:08
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Greybone
Joined: May 25, 2003


Not the red cross.

I suck at mspaint, so I used google images instead

(from http://www.gregary.com/robots2.html)

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Mar 31, 2004: 17:14
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SmileyPonderosa
Joined: Dec 01, 2003


I'm a huge damn nerd.

don't be sad mr. emobot

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Mar 31, 2004: 17:26
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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR


Undead Robot


Oily Robot

Mar 31, 2004: 17:28
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PerOlus
Joined: Jan 26, 2003

PerOlus

I was lured in by the good votes...

GOD DAMN YOU ALL!
I'M CRYING HERE!

Mar 31, 2004: 17:35
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EvilDeliverance
Joined: Dec 14, 2003



quote:
HohlerMann came out of the closet to say:
robot image

Is it bad that the first thing i thought after seeing that image was 11 7 7?

Mar 31, 2004: 17:42
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Ozone
Joined: Apr 23, 2003


I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Mar 31, 2004: 17:44
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Scuzzpuck
Joined: Apr 21, 2001

entheogenic

quote:
Ozone came out of the closet to say:
[Bkryten.png[/B]
Kryten crying is a surreal expreience indeed.

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quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:





Awesome.

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Joined: Sep 20, 2003


Hey sailors, what's the best tuna?



Emo Robot has been done to death already, but I still love him and his bittersweet poetry.

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Joined: Dec 17, 2003

Salovaara Megamix

quote:
Ramen Pride! came out of the closet to say:
My son has an update on his sad robot. Apparently things went from bad to worse.


Any more updates what's happening in the world of the robot your son draw? Here's waiting....

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Joined: Sep 03, 2002


clicka clicka clicka

sad cat bot says "beep beep feed me"

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Joined: Dec 07, 2001


quote:
Carbunkle came out of the closet to say:



Beautiful.

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Joined: Dec 12, 2003

Lesson learned.

Robonaut is sad. He killed so many. So many.

Quartersock decided to show you this image:

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Akvj1n
Joined: Dec 26, 2003


I'm just bored.

You've all made my day! ... sad

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Joined: Mar 29, 2004



http://www.scottmccloud.com/comics/mi/mi-08/mi-08.html

How can robots be sad when they love to dance?! Well I guess that fifth robot does look sorta sad...

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Joined: Apr 09, 2003



meh. My artistic skills are sorely lacking




EDIT:

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Thaw
Joined: Sep 09, 2002


Want some rye? Course ya do!

Where's that robot from Frank Miller's Hard Boiled? He was pretty sad

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Joined: Nov 21, 2002


slightly mentally deranged

quote:
vorhese came out of the closet to say:
time to cheer up you sad robots



you've heartened my soul

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Stalax
Joined: Sep 24, 2003

Living paradox. Irony personified.

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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



quote:
Anjuna came out of the closet to say:


Any more updates what's happening in the world of the robot your son draw? Here's waiting....



Yeah, he did one more earlier today before he ran off shouting incoherent nonsense. I didn't want to clutter up the thread with my kid's artwork though, so I didn't post it.

This time, the robot apparently contracted elephantitis, and this somehow made him happy. I feel sad looking at him though. Poor robot.

Ramen Pride! decided to show you this image:

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MonkeyHate
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Jesus is my cockblocker

Poor guy

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Panties
Joined: Apr 17, 2002

Freshly Laundered

Poor robots. Cheer up. Battery life is too short to be wasted on sadness.

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Slumlor
Joined: Oct 06, 2003

Please don't take my pants.

quote:
The_Onion came out of the closet to say:


Awesome.



thats not awesome in the least.

Those two pictures brought back all of the tears I had hoped to leave behind me those many years ago...

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Joined: Aug 17, 2003


They are sad because they have no souls

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Inspector_71
Joined: Oct 07, 2003


I've lost certain...faculties.

This thread has been the high (low?) point of my day. Thank you all.

Mar 31, 2004: 19:09
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Inspector_71
Joined: Oct 07, 2003


I've lost certain...faculties.

Oh, and Hal is also tired of the killing.

Inspector_71 decided to show you this image:

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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


We can rebuild him. but I don't wanna spend alot of money.

Aww, poor guy...he stepped on a flower.

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Bingo fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2004 around 19:56

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McMurphy
Joined: Feb 13, 2004


liberation theology goons of the world unite



Robot is sad for a number of reasons:

1. Poorly drawn.

2. Owner's house has a bad color scheme.

3. Ripped owner in half.

Mar 31, 2004: 19:44
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King Bahamut
Joined: Nov 11, 2003


internet internet lama sabacthani

quote:
EvilDeliverance came out of the closet to say:

Is it bad that the first thing i thought after seeing that image was 11 7 7?



No. It's probably worse that I saw B7 7

Fuckingtest, what is crotch hatch for?

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Tr4nceMa5ter
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


I COULD FUCK THIS ICE-BOX

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Aww, poor guy...he stepped on a flower.




Mother of God! Did you just draw this?

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state
Joined: Feb 01, 2001

HEY GUYS I INVENTED PARTY HARD NOW THAT YOU KNOW MAYBE I CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

He just wants to be your friend

state decided to show you this image:

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handen
Joined: Jun 28, 2003


quote:
McMurphy came out of the closet to say:


Robot is sad for a number of reasons:

1. Poorly drawn.

2. Owner's house has a bad color scheme.

3. Ripped owner in half.



Rule #4 - They cannot kill us.

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Fantastipotamus
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


oh god, so tired..

quote:
handen came out of the closet to say:


Rule #4 - They cannot kill us.


It was an accident. He needed to have some of his humours balanced.

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King of the may, or something...

It's a sad RoBach:

(I'm on a laptop and can't draw worth beans.)

AlbertHerring decided to show you this image:

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Joined: Dec 28, 2003

i am yet another one of tau's slaves. if i post within 30 days of my registration date, please flame me. thanks!

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Joined: Jun 19, 2002


My sad robot...

Hmm, he appears to be flying... or something.

Residentearth decided to show you this image:

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Bogre_TLSG
Joined: May 18, 2003


Oh great, a cup that can walk through walls.

quote:
Tr4nceMa5ter came out of the closet to say:


Mother of God! Did you just draw this?



He has a habit of doing things like that.

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Joined: Nov 24, 2003


quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:

Oily Robot [/B]


You just made my week.

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Joined: Dec 05, 2003

I'm all about the swishy.

Robots have feelings too.

Nighend decided to show you this image:

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mukinusa
Joined: Dec 07, 2003



mm?

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Silent Majority
Joined: Jan 22, 2004




This is the time.
This is the place.
GET INSIDE YOUR TANK!

quote:
HohlerMann came out of the closet to say:
http://www.intothematrix.com/rl_cmp/anime_movie_sr1.html
Thank you so much for posting this link. That was one of the most beautiful and disturbing things I have ever seen. I was nearly in tears when  the female robot was being lynched. 

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DrunkenDuck
Joined: Jan 16, 2004

"The dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in 'Dick and Jane': a study in psychic transrelational gender modes."

mine didn't come out like I thought it would

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inveratulo
Joined: May 14, 2002


quote:
EvilDeliverance came out of the closet to say:

Is it bad that the first thing i thought after seeing that image was 11 7 7?



or, if you were like me, spent about 5 minutes trying to find out the significance of 11 7 7 only to become sad that it was apparently random.

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Potassium
Joined: Oct 04, 2003


Cream > you

quote:
state came out of the closet to say:
He just wants to be your friend

That is so adorable.

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AlbertHerring
Joined: Oct 10, 2003


King of the may, or something...

quote:
DrunkenDuck came out of the closet to say:
mine didn't come out like I thought it would

[img]http://www.darkminds.com/hosting/images/Oswald.jpg[img]



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

edit: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Jesus is my cockblocker

I think I might be the devil

MonkeyHate decided to show you this image:

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TheClaw
Joined: Jul 25, 2001

Es lebe die Diktatur des Proletariats ... lol

the sad bananna is the saddest.

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Gork
Joined: Oct 07, 2003


both a goon and a dork



The Passion of the Robot

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state
Joined: Feb 01, 2001

HEY GUYS I INVENTED PARTY HARD NOW THAT YOU KNOW MAYBE I CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

Isn't that sweet

 that bunny (dog?) is dead  

state decided to show you this image:

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Joined: May 02, 2003



quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
sad robot indeed




i want this on a t-shirt o so badly.

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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



quote:
McMurphy came out of the closet to say:


Robot is sad for a number of reasons:

1. Poorly drawn.

2. Owner's house has a bad color scheme.

3. Ripped owner in half.



My kid laughed at your drawing before I made him hit the sack.

He thinks you're 5 years old.

I think all these robots have had an effect on him. He's drawing more square heads now than round.

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CosmoDNA
Joined: Feb 21, 2001


Sassy Robot


Confused Robot

Mar 31, 2004: 22:32
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Avatar
Joined: Jan 23, 2002

"Bullshit in Coupons"

quote:
Ramen Pride! came out of the closet to say:
My kid laughed at your drawing before I made him hit the sack.

He thinks you're 5 years old.

I think all these robots have had an effect on him. He's drawing more square heads now than round.


I can hear him at school tomorrow:
Daddy shows me things on the internet. They make me sad

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Dr. Zaius
Joined: Jan 11, 2004


All of these drawings are

0001
0011
0011
0111


Keep up the good work.

 So sorry for the bad joke. Please forgive me... 

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Joined: Apr 24, 2003


Old picture, shitty compression ahoy!

Akumu decided to show you this image:

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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



Oh, I've warped him badly already. Goons that participated in last spring's Sven CoOp fest can vouch. He was four, but kept up with the big boys.

The sad thing is that I have recently taken all his aggressive games off his computer. He wasn't listening to basic requests, and he was talking about "killing" and whatnot too often.

So no more prodigy Half-Life.

As a punishment, I installed Black and White. I had to spend a bit of time setting things up, but now when he logs in, he's stuck training his stupid monkey.

He's not happy.

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Joined: Jan 23, 2002

"Bullshit in Coupons"

I wouldn't be happy if I had to play Black and White either.

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NickLess
Joined: Mar 07, 2001


...

quote:
Huntsekker came out of the closet to say:


i want this on a t-shirt o so badly.



AIM me (screenname is in profile) and I could could send you a very large version, (its a vector graphic).

edit: here is a link to a 1600x1600 png

http://www-ec.njit.edu/~no3/sa/oldie.png

in all honesty, this was sketched out by a friend and then redrawn by me. we were working on this web comic together about a bunch of robots who lived on an island but had no idea how they got there. there are like 5 others that we drew. the comic itself never got off the ground though. maybe some other time.

enjoy.

NickLess fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2004 around 23:07

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Joined: May 22, 2003





He's sad because he's stuck in the rain.

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orangegenesis
Joined: Aug 09, 2003


ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?



Robot?

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Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Solvalou decided to show you this image:

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Unled
Joined: May 24, 2001


Only sad robot I have.



 clicky 

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orangegenesis
Joined: Aug 09, 2003


ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?

quote:
Unled came out of the closet to say:
Only sad robot I have.



 clicky 



<3 shirt

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toolboi
Joined: Jul 24, 2002

I asked for a larger and more obnoxious custom tittle. Krursk bought me this one instead.

I wish I could draw like you guys. I also wish I didnt have to do this all in photoshop...

toolboi decided to show you this image:

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mukinusa
Joined: Dec 07, 2003



Meh I tried.

mukinusa decided to show you this image:

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Fancy Hat!
Joined: Dec 05, 2003


Fancy Hat seems to dissaprove of this particular subject.

Yeah... he's sad...

Fancy Hat! decided to show you this image:

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ottonomy
Joined: Jun 09, 2003

I Can Dress Myself.

quote:
Tomato came out of the closet to say:

Our robots can be sad robot twins, I think...

and

Yeah, I suck at Flash.

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Nevvy Z
Joined: Jan 03, 2004


I do not kill with my sword... I kill with my heart.

quote:
Fancy Hat! came out of the closet to say:
Yeah... he's sad...


i second the first shirt vote

and i think this would make a decent shirt to

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Meatface
Joined: Jul 15, 2003

Yeah, it's made of meat. The meaty kind.

A sad robot is a suicidal robot.

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iS!
Joined: May 23, 2003

Almost An Ambigram

My robot's not sad. He's just nuts.



voted 101

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Joined: Jan 20, 2004

JAWESOME

Johnny 5 Do you understand death?

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k1llr0y
Joined: Mar 20, 2004


aka beaner

Since my name is based on a robot...  STYX BABY WOOOO 
I figured I should give this thread a stab.

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friendshiprainbow
Joined: Mar 07, 2004

weee!!!!

Not to de-rail this awesome thread, but to the person who mentioned
the forcefield short. I went to that site and you can order 20 minutes
of video for 200 dollars VHS purchase 50 dollars rental? Whaaaat? I'm
not sure I understand. Do you know anywhere I can find forcefield videos
that don't cost me 200 dollars for 20 minutes?

Also that robot was very sad.

Apr 01, 2004: 03:37
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Ramen Pride!
Joined: Jan 13, 2001



quote:
friendshiprainbow came out of the closet to say:
Not to de-rail this awesome thread, but to the person who mentioned
the forcefield short. I went to that site and you can order 20 minutes
of video for 200 dollars VHS purchase 50 dollars rental? Whaaaat? I'm
not sure I understand. Do you know anywhere I can find forcefield videos
that don't cost me 200 dollars for 20 minutes?

Also that robot was very sad.


What? You want to pay a bazillion milllion quadrillion bucks for a sad robot?

Hahaha. Message me.

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McMurphy
Joined: Feb 13, 2004


liberation theology goons of the world unite

quote:
Ramen Pride! came out of the closet to say:


My kid laughed at your drawing before I made him hit the sack.

He thinks you're 5 years old.

I think all these robots have had an effect on him. He's drawing more square heads now than round.



That's my first MS Paint drawing ever, and the first drawing by me that I'm actually somewhat proud of. So in a way, I'm a five year old learning how to draw ( sappiest thing ever ). Lets hope I can get better.

P.S. Anyone hoping this gets Tuesday Goldmined?

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Joined: May 25, 2001


JailBot is in the slammer once again.

fldr decided to show you this image:

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Gumbercules
Joined: Jan 12, 2004

Not German

quote:
toolboi came out of the closet to say:
I wish I could draw like you guys. I also wish I didnt have to do this all in photoshop...


roflcopter, that made my 4:30 AM.

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inkblot
Joined: Feb 21, 2003

Dumbass



It's pretty obvious where I got the idea for this one. If you don't get it yet, then ask someone else to explain it.

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Quetzal-Coital
Joined: Mar 06, 2003


So totally not mine

Apr 01, 2004: 06:39
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Deathman
Joined: Aug 11, 2003



I wonder if people remember the image this was based on

Apr 01, 2004: 06:41
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Bad Mongo
Joined: Mar 14, 2004


^^^^It was some picture on a furry site feature on ALoD, wasn't it?

quote:
McMurphy came out of the closet to say:




No popular acronym used on the internet could express how much this drawing amuses me.
I'm awestruck.

Apr 01, 2004: 06:58
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MMAgCh
Joined: Aug 15, 2001

I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you



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Apr 01, 2004: 08:09
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


I'm as good at English as this guy is at living!

^^^^^^^^^
Beautiful

Apr 01, 2004: 08:11
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Tea-san
Joined: Nov 05, 2003


Glowy dog vision

I am so bored at work... I drew something for this thread!

Apr 01, 2004: 08:20
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Anjuna
Joined: Dec 17, 2003

Salovaara Megamix

quote:
mukinusa came out of the closet to say:
Meh I tried.


And you did good!
Poor robot!

Apr 01, 2004: 08:30
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Anjuna
Joined: Dec 17, 2003

Salovaara Megamix

Here's a lonely looking one:
http://www.fatlounge.com/robot.jpg

Apr 01, 2004: 08:36
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meltie
Joined: Nov 08, 2003

TACD's Speshul Friend

quote:
Tea-san came out of the closet to say:
I am so bored at work... I drew something for this thread!


Make it blackened chrome and you've got Goth Robot.

Apr 01, 2004: 08:58
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Humper
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

quote:
mukinusa came out of the closet to say:
mm?





Somehow this one reminds me of a Jamiroquai video, and that makes me sad.

Humper fucked around with this message at Apr 01, 2004 around 09:49

Apr 01, 2004: 09:46
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publicblast
Joined: Dec 19, 2002


It can't be that bad, it can't be that bad...oh no, the dog peed. Again.

quote:
toolboi came out of the closet to say:
I wish I could draw like you guys. I also wish I didnt have to do this all in photoshop...
That's really sad and cool (your picture, that is). You have no need to apologize, your skill is notable. I approve mightily.

publicblast fucked around with this message at Apr 01, 2004 around 10:36

Apr 01, 2004: 10:05
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withak
Joined: Jan 15, 2003

F != m * a

quote:
inkblot came out of the closet to say:
[img-piano robot]

It's pretty obvious where I got the idea for this one. If you don't get it yet, then ask someone else to explain it.



Haha, needs more robots getting stoned.

Apr 01, 2004: 10:15
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Elftor
Joined: Jan 10, 2003


Apr 01, 2004: 10:15
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CosmoDNA
Joined: Feb 21, 2001


Ooh, that's a good one

Apr 01, 2004: 10:18
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Lasher
Joined: Aug 13, 2003



One cannot simply buy love.

Lasher decided to show you this image:

Apr 01, 2004: 10:21
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Solstice
Joined: Mar 11, 2002


quote:
Elftor came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://elftor.com/crap/obsolete.jpg

I think this is the first one to make me feel as sad as the robot looks. Poor little guy.

Apr 01, 2004: 10:22
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38819
Joined: Jan 02, 2002




This poor little robot boy hurries past the salvage yard where his dead robot parents were disassembled and recycled into aluminum cans as he heads to robot school.

Apr 01, 2004: 11:03
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Maleh-Vor
Joined: Oct 26, 2003


The Hatris King

quick sketch in paint

Maleh-Vor decided to show you this image:

Apr 01, 2004: 11:07
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j00
Joined: Jan 08, 2003



So many of these remind me of various The Parking Lot Is Full strips, great stuff.

Apr 01, 2004: 11:34
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elpha
Joined: Nov 11, 2002


Silly fucking Loman.

quote:
Nitz came out of the closet to say:



did you draw this? i've been looking for the rest of the set forever

__________________
blah.

Apr 01, 2004: 11:36
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NickLess
Joined: Mar 07, 2001


...

quote:
Elftor came out of the closet to say:



requesting desktop size version of this please. it is amazing.

Apr 01, 2004: 11:52
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aos
Joined: Mar 03, 2004


Speaks the fish, "Something's fishy about this dish."

quote:
Deathman came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://templar.ninjas4hire.com/img/sadbot.jpg[img]
I wonder if people remember the image this was based on



Stupid deviantart. That image made me leave that angst-ridden website.

Apr 01, 2004: 11:57
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vorhese
Joined: Feb 16, 2002


I'll post my whole series I did a while ago.






























Apr 01, 2004: 12:03
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MMAgCh
Joined: Aug 15, 2001

I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

^^^^^M-M-M-M-Monster Post Post Post...

quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
requesting desktop size version of this please. it is amazing.
So very seconded.

Apr 01, 2004: 12:07
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Elftor
Joined: Jan 10, 2003


quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
requesting desktop size version of this please. it is amazing.

Thank you
I have to go to class pretty soon, but I can probably make some desktops later today.

Apr 01, 2004: 12:16
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j00
Joined: Jan 08, 2003



quote:
Elftor came out of the closet to say:

Thank you
I have to go to class pretty soon, but I can probably make some desktops later today.


If you keep it at the same height but tile the wall/posters to desktop width with the sad robot in the middle, that would be

Apr 01, 2004: 12:24
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g33kster
Joined: Feb 12, 2004


sad indeed...

http://halthate.com/lan4life/sad%20robot.bmp

Apr 01, 2004: 12:41
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Inspector_71
Joined: Oct 07, 2003


I've lost certain...faculties.

Vorhese, how you do that?

Apr 01, 2004: 12:51
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Zoben
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


quote:
Elftor came out of the closet to say:
http://elftor.com/crap/obsolete.jpg
I would have expected something as great as this from the creator of the funniest webcomic of all time

Apr 01, 2004: 13:16
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Greybone
Joined: May 25, 2003


Not the red cross.

quote:
g33kster came out of the closet to say:
sad indeed...

http://halthate.com/lan4life/sad%20robot.bmp



But bmp and half a meg size means I'm glad the link didn't parse.

Good work otherwise

Apr 01, 2004: 13:16
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MonkeyHate
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Jesus is my cockblocker

Subtle, but sad

MonkeyHate decided to show you this image:

Apr 01, 2004: 13:29
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Tomato
Joined: Oct 06, 2002



quote:
Elftor came out of the closet to say:

Thank you
I have to go to class pretty soon, but I can probably make some desktops later today.

Awesome.

That is the saddest picture I have ever seen.

Apr 01, 2004: 13:45
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Fancy Hat!
Joined: Dec 05, 2003


Fancy Hat seems to dissaprove of this particular subject.

quote:
Nevvy Z came out of the closet to say:


i second the first shirt vote

and i think this would make a decent shirt to



Well, I dont have the iniative to, so somebody go out and run with it. As long as I get a free shirt.

Apr 01, 2004: 15:25
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CharCoal
Joined: Jan 10, 2004

NINETY!

Apr 01, 2004: 15:26
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Hank B
Joined: Mar 12, 2004

I can't believe I got banned for that

I can't believe no one else has done it yet so I'm going to

Apr 01, 2004: 15:36
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withak
Joined: Jan 15, 2003

F != m * a

quote:
MonkeyHate came out of the closet to say:
Subtle, but sad


Any robot not capable of snapping off an extraneous grounding prong isn't worth his circuits.


edit: ^^^^^ Awesome

Apr 01, 2004: 15:37
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Vaishino
Joined: Nov 13, 2003

Better Red Than Dead



He's out of ammo.

Apr 01, 2004: 15:47
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MonkeyHate
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Jesus is my cockblocker

quote:
withak came out of the closet to say:


Any robot not capable of snapping off an extraneous grounding prong isn't worth his circuits.



For a heterosexual guy, you're awfuly quick to suggest he snap his own prong off.

Apr 01, 2004: 16:23
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Planet Idiot
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


I know where MiLK comes from!

Apr 01, 2004: 16:24
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pugna
Joined: Apr 27, 2003


MY NAME IS BENEDICT ARNOLD AND I GET OFF BY HAVING FAT WHORES SIT ON MY FACE!!!!!! SIT ON MY FACE SIT ON IT ON IT NOW SIT ON IT NOW SIT O

minimalist sad robot

Apr 01, 2004: 16:25
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Pound_Coin
Joined: Feb 05, 2004

£

quote:
Elftor came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://elftor.com/crap/obsolete.jpg[img]




Apr 01, 2004: 16:29
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wossname
Joined: Mar 13, 2004

D====||kawaiibakanekochan>

There was this webcomic, see, and it was called "Irritability" and the author drew several 24-hour comics, and the first one he did starred a crying robot. I'd link it, but the website is gone.

Anybody know an online mirror?

Apr 01, 2004: 16:37
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ironypolice
Joined: Oct 21, 2002


quote:
I am Communist came out of the closet to say:


I believe there is some sad robot song out there about Marvin the paranoid android.




Yes, I have two of them. I would share them if I had hosting.

Apr 01, 2004: 16:47
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Zeekay
Joined: Sep 13, 2003

If being crazy is insane, then I'm pretty nuts

I actually drew this for a request but I think it'll fit right in.

Apr 01, 2004: 16:47
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Poochie
Joined: May 06, 2003

In Your Face!



I think I'll turn this into a really long epic robot story.

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